My proposal for a constitutional amendment to allow underaged malamutes to run for the President of the United States.
This country is going to the dogs! Vote for one!
I believe that I should be allowed to run for the President of the United States just like any Hollywood actor or foreign-born California governor.
If elected I will be loyal, trustworthy, and cute. I will make sure that every dog has a bone and that every child has a dog. Animal shelters will be fully funded and the military will have to hold bake sales to buy bombers. I will promote animal values.
Write to your Congress person and show your support for my constitutional amendment. Go Dogs!